v. To Fifferhuzzer mean to enter an alternate state of consciousness induced by the use of Flifferhuzzo.
I had taken a recent business trip to the city to discuss matters of dire importance regarding the future of the company.Prior to arriving at the building I heard a voice call to me. I waited several seconds for the person to appear. Suddenly out of the corner of my eye a dirty hippy appeared. Now as hippies go he was easily the dirtiest hippy I ever lain my eyes on. He was completely covered from head to toe in thick course hair.He had more hair than a person exiled to Siberia.
He ran towards me in full flight and said to me in a languid voice "Bro you gotta try some Flifferhuzzo." This dirty hippy completely assailed me and deprived me of all autonomy.I said "be gone with you, you dirty Bohemian." Then suddenly a giant fish sprang up from the air and devoured him and spoke to me of the waves of the universe and of the Dao.
"Wake up maane" I jerked awake. "That Fifferhuzza had a crazy effect on ya maane you thought you was just some corporate slave maane. You was talking about a business trip." "Damn maanne I almost became the maaaane.
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